Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone

Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I`m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate. I`m Ernest Cunningham. Call me Ern or Ernie. I wish I`d killed whoever decided our family reunion should be at a ski resort, but it`s a little more complicated than that. Have I killed someone? Yes. I have. Who was it? Let`s get started. EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY HAS KILLED SOMEONE My brother My stepsister My wife My father My mother My sister-in-law My uncle My stepfather My aunt Me