Here Lie All the Boys Who Broke My Heart

Every time a guy breaks my heart, I write him a eulogy in my journal. It`s kind of my thing--closure through creative mourning. They don`t actually die... or, at least, they didn`t. Now? These guys aren`t just dead to me, they`re dead to everyone. And I`m the prime suspect. With my senior year at Pembroke College--and my entire future--on the line, I`ve got no choice but to play detective. Unfortunately, that means teaming up with my long-standing frenemy, Asher, who is insufferable and somehow always there when I need him the least. We bicker, we banter, we occasionally almost hook up, but with the body count rising and my name all over the suspect board, there`s no time to get distracted. Between college parties, messy exes, suspicious deaths, and a murder investigation I never asked to be a part of--one thing`s for sure: this is not how I thought my last year would go. Here`s to hoping I can find out who the real killer is... before someone ends up writing my eulogy.