Me vs Brain

Brain: No one`s going to buy your book Me: But it`s good! My editor says so! Brain: Well she would, wouldn`t she... Btw, didn`t you leave your hair straighteners on? Me: I can`t get into this now, I`ve got a book description to write Hello! Hayley Morris here. You might have seen me on your feed dressed up as a vagina. People seem to find me quite funny. I`m on a mission to prove once and for all that You. Are. Not. A. Weirdo... Or, maybe, We. Are. All. Weirdos. Yes, you`re not the only one whose body does that gross thing you`ve never even told your mum about. And yes, we`re all walking around saying embarrassing things constantly and waking up in a cold sweat at 3am thinking about them. So we might as well have a laugh about it, right? In this book, I`ve overthought absolutely everything so that you don`t have to. I`m going to be talking about everything from dating to discharge, mental health to menstrual cups. I might not be able to banish your anxiety or make you feel 100% comfortable in your skin but I hope I can at least give you a break from the constant brain chatter and we can have a giggle about it together.