Noah Could Never

Noah`s back, and more bananas! He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It`s no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah`s paired up with a girl ... who, most outrageously, is not even French. But that`s not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can`t tell if it`s because his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his gran`s fake diamonds; because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia; or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah`s house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud. Will Noah ever catch a break?!