Tell Me It's Real

Do you believe in love at first sight? Paul Auster doesn`t. Paul doesn`t believe in much at all. He`s thirty, slightly overweight, and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by. He works a dead-end job in a soul-sucking cubicle, and his closest friends are a quasibipolar drag queen named Helena Handbasket and a two-legged dog named Wheels.